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Paul left out two of the best parts of the urine jug story. Have to share to bring some additional humor to this shit show. (Or piss show.) For context if you didn’t read Paul’s last blog post… he has to collect his urine in a jug at home over a 24 hour period for testing. He does his first collection in our upstairs bathroom. He did not realize the jug had a slow leak in it.  Puts it on the bathroom counter before bringing it downstairs, still unaware of the leak. I wake up,

Just wanted to give a way overdue update to you all. Definitely been a couple of frustrating months since the liver embolizations. Although those procedures were pretty successful, the constant pain and issues with my legs have not gone away. This has been going on for almost a year now and I've seen every possible doctor you can think of: - rheumatologist - vascular - neurologist - neurosurgeon - orthopedic surgeon - etc. For a brief while they thought the issues were stemmi

The good: Surgeon is very happy with the overall results of the torture procedures (25%+ shrinkage of a decent amount of the tumors) and feels optimistic/hopeful the liver tumors will behave or grow only minimally over the next year, so Paul should hopefully have about a year of liver stability. She did mention the reality/likelihood of needing to repeat the procedures in the future, and I’m pretty sure I saw him laser beam a hole in her brain with his eyeballs 👀⚡️💀. New qu