The REAL pee story...

Paul left out two of the best parts of the urine jug story. Have to share to bring some additional humor to this shit show. (Or piss show.)

For context if you didn’t read Paul’s last blog post… he has to collect his urine in a jug at home over a 24 hour period for testing.

He does his first collection in our upstairs bathroom.

He did not realize the jug had a slow leak in it. 

Puts it on the bathroom counter before bringing it downstairs, still unaware of the leak.

I wake up, still half asleep, go into the bathroom and see yellow liquid on the counter. I think “WTF is this? Oh, looks like my face serum… maybe I spilled it last night?” So, of course, not thinking for even a second that it could be pee… I literally stick my finger in it and sniff it to see what it is 🤮💀.

New level of marriage unlocked.

(In my defense… my face serum looks suspiciously look urine. See pic. I have omitted the pic of the actual pee on the counter, for yours and Paul's sake.)

Gets better...

Still unaware of the leak, Paul puts the jug in the refrigerator 🤢.

He thought WINDEX would be sufficient for cleaning piss out of the fridge. WINDEX!!! I guess he thought a streakless urine-y shine was what the fridge needed. Needless to say, I spent the next hour with gloves, bleach and a mask... and shopping for new refrigerators online.

I piss you not. Can’t make this stuff up.

Hope you enjoyed some humor at our expense.

Dayna 🙃

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